Fiscally Conservative

I was talking to a friend the other day about how fatigued we both are with political parties. Neither one of us fit completely into one party or another and I said I am very conservative and much of the time identify with Libertarians. She said "I'm fiscally conservative, and socially liberal." In the interest of keeping her as a friend, I just smiled as a flashing red WARNING sign started flashing in my head.

Progressive Logic: Money grows on trees.